Can I use one of your designs for our shirts?
We'd rather you didn't. Why don't you buy one instead? That's why this store is here!
While it's flattering to see our designs out there, it really sucks to get blatantly ripped off. For those of you that have done it -- thank you, but next time get it from us or stop being lazy and come up with something original yourselves. Osan Bulgogi, we're looking at you.
Do you offer discounts?
Yes. If you're a haberdasher, get in touch.
Who are you?
See the 'About Us' page.
Why do you make hash shirts?
We hate cotton shirts and wanted to find a way to have good quality wicking shirts for hashing. The small batch we made initially was so well received that we kept making more and more and more...
Aren't you supposed to not make money off the hash?
Who's making any money? We're all about helping hashes make a little money and we help whenever we can. We sponsor hashspace and give hashes a cut of the take whenever we make an appearance.
Why don't you take credit cards?
We don't sell enough shirts to cover the monthly costs of a credit card processor. We also don't want to be responsible if somebody hacks the site and steals your CC information. If enough people start asking for it, we'll reconsider adding them as a payment option. If you can only pay with a credit card, head on over to hashspace. It's set up to take them. The shirts come from us in either case.
Can you help our hash make shirts?
Sure, we'll do what we can. Send us an email and ask.
Why are the shirts so expensive?
The performance fabrics cost a lot of money and our process is very labor intensive. If you want the absolute cheapest shirt, call up a local screen printer. We feel that our stuff has better value over the long run. Our first run of shirts are still out there hashing away 3+ years later!
Can you make shirts for our hash?
Maybe. We are not set up to do large orders. We also don't have oodles of free time. What that means is that if you have a fairly polished design that we have the capability to print, we'll consider it. Sometimes getting the artwork ready takes hours and hours and we just can't help out. However, if it's something interesting and we've got the time, we might take it on. Send us an email and ask nicely.
I saw this stuff on hashspace. What's the deal?
That's us as well. We set up a store on hashspace in order to help support Sux and to get the word out about this new breed of materials. We only offer a subset of items there for logistical reasons. A portion of every sale goes into the hashspace pot.
Holy Crap! My shirt doesn't fit!
This could happen for a number of reasons.Your shirt could be defective (we've had a few mislabeled ones come our way), you might have been oblivious to the sizing guidelines that we have for each shirts (understandable since you're a hasher), you could be pregnant or (most likely) you're completely delusional about the effects of alcohol on your once shapely figure and this is your cruel reality check. In any case, we'll gladly exchange it for you. See the shipping and returns link for details. Remember, hashing is at best a maintenance program.