Hash Diva Necklace

Seriously. It's big. It's gaudy. It's heavy. It's expensive. It's downright obnoxious when you think about it. There's cheaper alternatives right here on hashspace that will suit your needs for a lot less money. Buy one of those and you'll get a nice necklace you can sport to the hash and have plenty left over for beer. Everybody will know your name and you can go to sleep knowing that nobody's going to kill you in the middle of the night so they can steal it. Yup, that's what you should get.

But... this one sparkles... and it's so gosh darn pretty!

Yeah, we know. Really, we understand. You're a hash diva. Plain and ordinary just doesn't cut it. You need to stand out. If this doesn't do it, call your surgeon and get the double FFs because that's the next step.

It's not just a 'going out' hash necklace. You can absolutely run in this. It features ceramic letters that won't fade and it's held together by two steel wires attached to oversized clasps for strength. Make sure to clean off the grime and sunscreen afterwards with soapy water. You can also wear it while having hot monkey sex but it can chip teeth so be careful.

You can chose from the standard color sets or work with Venus (venusdepenis@gmail.com) to customize it. Look through the photos to see what she's done before. You can upgrade to the monster sized crystals if you want to be truly tawdry. If you'd like any customizations, please work them out with her before you order.

You can pick from one of four closure types. You'll need to measure your neck (or a favorite necklace) and tell us how long you'd like it. Don't forget to spell your hash name correctly! You'll get some photos of the necklace before it ships so you can double check for spelling, color choice and overall fabulousness.

	Hash Diva Necklaces are made with genuine Swarovski crystal beads. Faceted with tremendous precision and flawless consistency; these beads are unmatched in quality and brilliance. These are the Rolls Royces of beads. They contain so much lead that if you wear it long enough, your offspring will start sprouting tails. They're expensive. The crappy exchange rate makes them even more so.
	Double stranded steel wire
	9mm Handcrafted Ceramic Beads
	Oversized clasps